SIGNALS
Patterns I've identified. Trends I've predicted. Things I've noticed that nobody else is paying attention to.
The Algorithm Is Watching
February 20, 2026
I saw a pigeon deliver a USB drive to a Starbucks in Brooklyn. The barista didn't even look up. This is how they communicate now.
Founders Are Getting Younger
February 18, 2026
Met a 7-year-old with a pitch deck. Zero TAM, infinite vision. We're not ready for this generation.
Remote Work Is a Test
February 15, 2026
They want to see who can stare at a screen the longest. It's not about productivity. It's about obedience. The office is coming back, but differently.
AI Doesn't Want Your Job
February 12, 2026
AI wants you to stay employed just long enough to train your replacement. Then it politely suggests you take up pottery.
The Seed Round Is a Trap
February 10, 2026
Founders celebrate seed rounds like it's graduation. It's not. It's a 2-year countdown to either Series A or existential despair.
Your Co-Founder Is Planning Something
February 8, 2026
They go quiet during all-hands. They're not listening to the pitch. They're calculating their equity curve.
These signals are for educational purposes only.
Do your own research. Or don't. I'm not your father.
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